Mateusz Klich grafted into legend - The Square Ball 6/1/23
PARTY HARD
Written by: Rob Conlon
For someone who describes his debut season at Leeds United
as a “nightmare”, Mateusz Klich will be remembered as a footballer of firsts.
Klich scored Leeds’ first goal under Marcelo Bielsa on that dream summer’s day
against Stoke, and our first goal of the catharsis of returning to a sold-out
Elland Road for the first time in eighteen months against Everton. In between,
he scored in Leeds’ first Premier League game for sixteen years, inspiring
commentator Peter Drury to provide the soundtrack of our return. “Boy, they are
welcome back. They are very welcome back.”
That nightmare first season remains as important a part of
Klich’s Leeds United legacy as the bottle of water down the Bolton player’s
back or the binoculars after Spygate. Klich was already a Poland international,
but a couple of League Cup cameos and one slip at Cardiff later he was being
banished back out on loan. Nobody expected to see him again, but Klich promised
the club he’d be back and was true to his word. When he did return, to a new
manager, Bielsa wasn’t sure what to do with him. Klich was in the group of
‘maybes’ Bielsa might find use for, considered a potential option to be
converted into a defender. Only injuries to others got him into the team
against Stoke, Bielsa later admitting Klich was at Leeds “by chance”. Ninety-two
consecutive starts later, he was bound for the Premier League, and in Bielsa’s
eyes good enough to play “in all the best teams in the world”.
Few footballers have passed the pint test as emphatically as Klich, yet there’s a danger that can mask the real reason he crosses the Atlantic as a Leeds folk hero. Klich recognises that if you strip away the money and hype, football remains a daft knockabout — something to be enjoyed, something that should be fun, something that doesn’t have to be taken too seriously. And he still devoted himself so seriously that he has made more appearances under the most demanding manager in world football than anyone else.
When Leeds won the Championship, Klich thanked Bielsa for
saving his career. “I don’t know where I’d be if it wasn’t for him,” he told
FourFourTwo. “I couldn’t get a break in the Bundesliga, even tried my luck in
the German second division, and generally couldn’t find my home until I came to
Leeds.” Bielsa is rightly celebrated for spotting the potential in players most
of us had given up on, but lots of footballers have potential. Nobody deserves
credit for fulfilling it more than the players themselves. Nobody deserved a
cigar and a beer after promotion more than Mateusz Klich.
Since the divine release of his opener against Stoke, he has
been the devil on Leeds’ shoulder, a sinister presence with a sly smile never
far away from his lips, an apparition who appeared when and where the
opposition least expected, and his teammates most needed. Tyler Roberts might
disagree with that last part, but he’ll do so with a grin. Looking for a
grown-up to help when Aston Villa were asking for the game to be stopped with
one of their players injured, Roberts nudged the ball to Klich. Like being left
in a pub with the uncle who buys you a pint when your parents aren’t looking,
you can guess the rest.
“There is something unique about the 2019/20 team who
overcame a lot to succeed against the odds,” Klich wrote in his farewell. “The
spirit of this team will live on.” Even in his limited involvement this season,
there have been precious signs he has worked to instil his own spirit in the
new generation. Tyler Adams was welcomed to Leeds by being kicked into the air
by Klich in training. A few months later they were embarrassing Newcastle’s Jacob
Murphy together. Against Manchester City, Willy Gnonto watched Klich sprinting
past teammates to swipe away Jack Grealish’s shins and flick him on the
forehead, prompting Willy to run from the other side of the pitch and join the
fun by squaring up to anyone not wearing a Leeds shirt.
Klich missed Leeds’ last guard of honour, when his new
manager Wayne Rooney was part of the Derby team applauding Bielsa’s champions
onto the pitch at Pride Park. Instead, Klich was in the stands, either too
hungover or too drunk to play after two solid days of graft partying. The
pandemic meant we couldn’t be there in person, but he made sure we were there
in spirit, giving his teammates an away end to celebrate in front of and
supporters a golden day to cherish. As he was waving goodbye to Elland Road and
walking through his own personal guard of honour in tears, a fan in the Kop
turned to his friend and captured the player and the person perfectly. “You’d
take eleven of him, wouldn’t you?” We all dream of a team of Mateusz Klichs,
which makes it all the more special that the one and only will always be one of
us.