Leeds United 0-0 Crystal Palace: Open up my eager eyes — Square Ball 28/9/26
Boring! Words by Chris McMenamy The perfect gauge of any Leeds United performance at Elland Road is Big Leigh Nicholson’s choice of full-time music. Monday night saw the club’s announcer break out I Predict a Riot to celebrate a 4-1 thrashing of Newcastle. He called time on Sunday’s painfully drab ninety minutes of goalless nothing by pressing play on The Killers’ Mr Brightside, the perfect full stop to an afternoon of mind numbing boredom — like the last song of the night at a wedding you regret going to. If you were to ask for a highlight from this 0-0 that wasn’t to do with Brenden Aaronson and Dan James offering nothing in attack, then I’d have to say the ninety second cameo of Jean-Matteo Bahoya looking comparatively like the best footballer that has ever lived. The young, unseen attacker rose from the United bench just as the fourth official prepared to signal that there would be a mere three minutes of added time. There was less than two minutes remaining by the time Lee...