TSB Guide to Paddy Kisnorbo’s managerial career - The Square Ball 18/7/22
MIND HIS HEAD
Written by: Rob Conlon
Paddy Kisnorbo must have been taken back to winning
promotion from League One with Leeds United after guiding Melbourne City to the
club’s first A-League trophy. Melbourne beat Central Coast 1-0 in May 2021 to
finish top of the division, securing the competition’s Premier Plate before
heading into the play-off finals series. Just like that famous day against
Bristol Rovers, Paddy was on crutches with a ruptured Achilles, suffering the
same injury that ended his 2009/10 season, this time in a charity match.
Completing the League One vibe, Melbourne’s celebrations were delayed while
Kisnorbo had his head stitched back together. His players had tried tipping the
remnants of an ice cooler over their manager, only to forget to hold on to the
lid and let it crack him on the bonce.
City followed their league success by beating Sydney FC in
the Grand Final, completing the double in Kisnorbo’s first season as head
coach. ‘Patrick Kisnorbo might just be Melbourne City’s first-ever true club
legend,’ wrote the Talking City website. The Grand Final triumph added to three
years as a player, first for Melbourne Heart, becoming captain of the club upon
their takeover by the City Football Group. Since retiring as a player in 2016,
he has worked as an assistant coach for their academy, women’s, and men’s
teams, earning promotions to the top job for both the women’s and men’s sides.
Coaching the women’s team was made much easier by Wales
great Jess Fishlock (119 caps and counting). When Kisnorbo was appointed
assistant manager, Fishlock was both star player and head coach, good enough to
manage the team to the Grand Final and score the opener in a 2-0 win over Perth
Glory, claiming Player of the Match. When Fishlock returned on loan the
following season, they swapped roles, but the result was the same: a 2-0 Grand
Final triumph with Fishlock scoring the opener and winning Player of the Match,
only this time the opponents were Sydney FC.
Two years as the assistant for the men’s side followed for
Kisnorbo, first under former Scum coach Warren Joyce, then veteran ex-PSG boss
Erick Mombaerts, who took City to second in the league and runners-up in the
Grand Final. Kisnorbo says Mombaerts is the most knowledgeable manager he has
encountered in terms of tactics, but he still has a soft spot for Simon
Grayson. “He knew how to man-manage the group and we played a certain way and
it worked really well,” he said.
Since becoming a coach, Kisnorbo has felt the need to
distance himself from his reputation as a player, but he’s still the same Paddy
we all loved. When Kisnorbo replaced Mombaerts as City’s head coach, director
of football Michael Petrillo said, “He’s a lot louder than Erick… Erick’s more quietly
spoken with a calm demeanour, Patrick is a bit more outgoing and likes to get
stuck in at times.” After his side collected two red cards in his opening two
matches as boss, Kisnorbo refused to be critical of his team’s physicality. “I
am not going to stop players from doing what they naturally do, and that’s be
competitors,” he said. “It’s part and parcel of the game, you just hope
referees see your way. It’s not me, and it’s not the players.”
Kisnorbo might occasionally ask himself what Grayson would
do in certain situations, but dare I say it, there’s a streak of Marcelo Bielsa
in him. Like Bielsa, Paddy has taken inspiration from Arrigo Sacchi’s Milan
team. He talks about prioritising performances over results, refusing to panic
in defeat or get carried away in victory. Five games into a six-match winning
streak in March 2021, Kisnorbo said he had no interest in records and the team
still had things to improve. When asked in the same press conference to comment
on the form of striker Jamie Maclaren, who has won three consecutive A-League
Golden Boots, Kisnorbo praised the collective instead. A frustrated reporter
ended the presser by asking Paddy if there was anything that makes him happy.
Kisnorbo smiled. “Not a lot. Probably my mum’s pasta.”
Half-Italian, half-Mauritian, Kisnorbo also shares Bielsa’s
unconventional approach to language and communication. While still working as
assistant, he described how he spoke to the players in training:
“I always have this tendency to start speaking Italian,
whether it’s good or bad. I’ll throw in a bit of Spanish, I’ll throw in a bit
of French… I really call it the PK language.
“There’s no such thing as PK language but people understand
it. Even though we’re all from different walks of life, they understand how I
speak and it’s crazy.
“Even the coach [Mombaerts] starts using the words sometimes
in training, which is funny.”
The elephant in the room is that Kisnorbo’s success as a
coach and manager has come under the umbrella of the City Football Group and the
riches of Abu Dhabi. Melbourne City are indeed the wealthiest club in the
A-League, but in a salary-capped competition that doesn’t mean they can fill
their squad with £50m players like Pep Guardiola. Instead, they have benefited
from investment into their infrastructure, coaching, scouting, and medical
departments.
Kisnorbo was able to spend time shadowing Patrick Vieira at
New York City during his apprenticeship, but then he was also sent a good luck
message from Noel Gallagher before one of Melbourne’s Grand Final appearances,
so there are pros and cons. It is a far cry from the Melbourne Heart club
Kisnorbo joined as a player, when the doctor’s office faced the gents’ toilets,
which was missing its door. Players receiving treatment got a full view of
their teammates going about their business, and it wasn’t uncommon to find
snakes in the dressing room. It was nothing new for Kisnorbo, given he was at
Leeds when Ken Bates’ sporting director, Gwyn Williams, was hiding in the
toilets eavesdropping on Simon Grayson.
With the advantages of being part of the City Football Group
come expectations and pressure from supporters. In his second season as boss,
Melbourne finished top of the A-League but were unable to become the first team
to win consecutive doubles, losing in the Grand Final to a Western United side
featuring Paddy’s former Leeds teammate Neil Kilkenny. In the club’s maiden
appearance in the AFC Champions League, City became the first Australian team
to go unbeaten in the group stage, but were knocked out as runners-up. Their
twelve points should have been enough to qualify as one of the three best
second-placed clubs, only for a mid-competition rule change to dictate results
against fourth-placed teams didn’t count. Shanghai Port had withdrawn, leaving
one group with only three teams, but that wasn’t Kisnorbo’s fault.
The sky blue half of Melbourne have become authentic City
fans. They may support the richest team in the country and enjoyed winning
three trophies in the last two seasons, but they still want more. There’s a
thread on their forum titled ‘#Sack Paddy’, with Kisnorbo criticised for not
having a plan B, tiring players out by refusing to rotate the squad, and either
not bringing on subs or bringing on the wrong subs rather than the young
players fans want to see. Again, remind you of anyone? The same forum also
excitedly compared his signing as a player to bringing in someone of the
calibre of Hayden Foxe, so it goes to show people talk a lot of shit online
(*raises hand, waving*).
One poster more recently asked on the ‘#Sack Paddy’ thread:
‘My question (particularly for those who think PK is doing a good job) is what
are the things that have improved under PK, from where Mombaerts left us?’
I like to think it was a Leeds fan who quickly answered:
‘The trophy cabinet?’
BEST MOMENTS?
Even if trophies aren’t good enough for those ungrateful
Melbourne City fans, Kisnorbo has given them the chance to relish what football
is really about: laughing in the face of your nearest rivals.
In March 2021, City went to Melbourne Victory and
embarrassed them by winning 6-0 in front of their own fans. Victory manager
Grant Brebner, a former Scum academy player, refused to quit.
Brebner had a chance to get revenge on Kisnorbo when the two
sides met in the derby again a month later. City won 7-0, Jamie Maclean making
up for missing a penalty in the previous encounter by scoring five of City’s
seven goals. Brebner was sacked, leaving his assistant and former Blackburn
manager Steve Kean in interim charge. LOL!
MAN MANAGEMENT APPROACH?
Relatively recently retired as a player, Kisnorbo has been
praised for his personable touch with his squad, particularly the younger
players, and being able to relate to their problems. I do worry what would
happen to Archie Gray’s arm if he was given a high five as hard as this before
a game, though:
CAN WE GET HIM OUT OF THE CITY GROUP?
If we can get Jesse Marsch out of the clutches of Red Bull
and Austria, we’re only a few letters away from getting Paddy out of Australia.
He’s even got some wings without having to drink any Fizzy Taurine.