Nonsensical Leeds United and the sliding doors moment - Graham Smyth's Newcastle United Verdict - YEP 14/5/23
No matter how this all ends for Leeds United there will be no making sense of any of it.
By Graham Smyth
Jesse Marsch was supposed to represent the next most natural
thing to Marcelo Bielsa, yet instead of smoothly taking the baton from the
Argentine he appeared to be running in an entirely different race.
The need for a number nine was supposed to be met in the summer,
but a variety of forwards of wildly differing profiles were pursued
unsuccessfully before a winger was brought in at the very last second.
Even at the second attempt, in January, Leeds went shopping
for an essential and came home with a luxury item in Georginio Rutter, one
they've barely used since. The winter window was spent backing Marsch. Most of
February was spent sacking him and chasing, fruitlessly, after replacements.
Javi Gracia seemed a sensible appointment who had a grip on reality until the
reins slipped from his hands. Enter Sam Allardyce, just 14 months on from
Bielsa, with four games remaining.
If you were still trying to wrap your head around the
Whites' 2022/23 campaign when they kicked off against Newcastle a Elland Road,
the events of the next 90 minutes told you in no uncertain terms to stop
bothering.
A goalkeeper signed to be the number two and suddenly thrust
into the number one spot, a central defence comprising January's 'left-back'
signing and a right-back, a central midfield boasting a centre-back and a
youngster signed as a striker, one winger, two strikers - three points? Not
quite.
Sam Allardyce was brought in to bring some order to the
chaos and though his team sheet was initially a head scratcher, some logic did
peek through as the first half progressed. Robin Koch featured in defensive
midfield under Bielsa so wasn't completely alien to his surroundings as a
stopper in front of the back four, where he helped to prevent the visitors from
playing through the middle.
Sam Greenwood's presence in the middle of the park was less
easy to understand, given the importance Adam Forshaw had taken on against
Manchester City, not to mention all the talking he did in press interviews
previewing this game, whose matchday programme cover his image adorned.
Allardyce would later explain that the medical team had
granted him 60 minutes of Forshaw against the Magpies, but he instead opted to
keep the veteran in reserve to come on later and add experience.
In any case, how a midfield that had so much money spent on
it has come to be so reliant on Forshaw and a centre-back like Koch, is almost
impossible for anyone to explain.
Greenwood struggled to lay a glove on Joelinton in the
opening minutes, yet it mattered little as Leeds landed the first telling blow.
More than once last week Allardyce expressed the belief that
it was out of possession that Leeds needed the most work. With the ball they
were alright, he felt. That raised a few eyebrows given the concerns about this
team's ability to keep the ball. There were enough wayward passes in the first
few minutes of this one to suggest that nerves were at play, but there was
nothing wrong with the way they swept down the left to take the lead. Jack
Harrison's instinctive brilliance and close control allowed him to dink the
ball over a defender for Patrick Bamford. Switching onto his right foot, the
striker crossed for Rodrigo whose header was palmed out only as far as
right-back Luke Ayling, who fired in a seventh-minute opener.
Form book be damned, Leeds were ahead against the Champions
League chasers and Elland Road erupted.
Control has eluded this team all season and though they were
giving away the ball, and free-kicks, they were giving Newcastle no big chances
and with half an hour played they themselves were given a golden opportunity.
Another really well-worked move, involving Harrison, Greenwood and Firpo, saw
the latter bundled to the floor in the area for a stonewall penalty.
This was it. Stick this away, go two goals up and Big Sam it
to the finish with Elland Road cheering every block, clearance and delayed
restart. Bamford picked up the ball. Not Rodrigo? Somebody make it make sense.
One has looked decidedly bereft of confidence in front of goal, the other has
14 goals to his name. A stadium held its breath, then was duly winded as
Bamford's tame effort was kept out. Allardyce's hands went to his head as he
turned away in disbelief. Bamford taking responsibility was brave. Leeds'
allowing him to do so was foolish.
It had sliding doors moment written all over it and as night
follows day, Newcastle went down the other end and won a penalty of their own.
A week after Pascal Struijk received a rollicking from his manager for diving
in and conceding a spot-kick at the Etihad, Max Wober took a turn, clattering
Alexander Isak after Junior Firpo slipped over.
Callum Wilson drilled his 12-yarder low and hard into the
corner and it was 1-1.
What followed was all-too frantic and summed up by one
madcap passage of play. Weston McKennie gave the ball away, won it back and
gave it away again only for Greenwood to win it back, run forward and then give
it away. Expecting control, or composure, in the dying embers of a season that
has lacked both so painfully, is folly.
But Newcastle, for their part, looked beatable. Bamford teed
up Sunderland export Greenwood for a half chance that sailed over the bar and
at half-time Leeds were right in it.
The arrival of Forshaw, for Greenwood, made them a bit
better too. Even if he couldn't put a leash on the game, he put a foot on the
ball when it was possible and a foot in when the visitors were anywhere near
him.
Just as common sense threatened to break out, Firpo reminded
everyone that that nothing is ever straightforward with a studs-up challenge on
Bruno Guimaraes that VAR took a good look at. Fortunately for Leeds, Simon
Hooper's yellow was considered sufficient.
Willy Gnonto came off the bench and Elland Road was right
into it, McKennie scooping over as the hosts continued to have little moments.
That's all this team has been capable of providing this
season really, moments, rather than whole, sustained performances, because in
amongst any good stuff has been a lemming-like attraction to disaster. In came
a cross from the left, up went Firpo with his hands high above his head in an
attempt to highlight Isak's challenge on him. All VAR saw was the ball brushing
the left-back's fingers. Both Gnonto and Robles took yellow cards for delaying
Wilson's second penalty, the keeper furiously gesticulating that the striker
should go left with it. All Wilson saw was net, with a cool-as-you-like finish
down the middle.
At 2-1 down Leeds could have crumbled and Newcastle could
have killed them on the counter, Allan Saint-Maximin and Anthony Gordon coming
off the bench to pour on the pace and the pain. They did add a third, before an
offside flag ruled it out, and then caved to the Elland Road chaos theory and a
Leeds refusal to give in.
Right-back Rasmus Kristensen, playing centre-back, was the
unlikely hero, shooting home from 18-yards off the head of Newcastle right-back
Kieran Trippier.
The Whites were right back in it and Elland Road was baying
for three points, until the left-back left the stage with the red card that was
always threatening. Gordon was bursting onto a ball over the top, Firpo brought
him down and Leeds were down to 10.
Stoppage time saw them fend off a number of attacks, while
Eddie Howe had to fend off a technical area invader's inexplicable
remonstration before stewards could intervene.
When the final whistle brought the madness to a close,
Elland Road made its peace with the point. Results elsewhere this weekend will
add further context, of course. Maths will melt minds and permutations will
pickle powers of intellect. There's no predicting it and there's no sense in
trying. What will Leeds produce at West Ham? What kind of side will Allardyce
produce?
At some stage most have reconciled themselves with the
inability to make sense of Leeds. At this stage, whatever they do doesn't have
to make sense, it just has to make them a Premier League club.