Proposal: make Manchester City pay more money for Kalvin Phillips - The Square Ball 24/6/22
DON'T LET THEM BE TIGHT
Written by: Moxcowhite • Daniel Chapman
Like when they broke the news of Marcelo Bielsa’s sacking,
The Athletic have ruined the vibe of a perfectly acceptable muggy Friday
evening by telling us that Leeds United have agreed to sell Kalvin Phillips to
Manchester City. Even if that transfer felt inevitable this summer, I just
wanted to watch the England Women’s match tonight in peace! It’s been a long
hot week and I did not need this to think about.
I also did not need to read these details about the fee:
City are poised to pay £42m with potential bonuses valuing
£3m.
Now, transfer fees, wages, and just the general money
situation in football is a sick joke and the idea of this sort of money being
handed over so one footballer can play for a different team has become so
detached from reality that the values are essentially abstract. And football
fans arguing online about how much their favourite clubs should pay or receive
for players is a hideous part of modern fandom because, when it comes down to
it, what difference does one multi-million pound organisation giving another
multi-million pound organisation £10m more or less really make to anyone
anymore? As a fan I would like to worry less about the current accounts of
multi-million pound football clubs and enjoy more watching good players being
great at football.
That said, Leeds United negotiating with one of the richest
clubs in the world to receive £12m more from selling Kalvin Phillips than they
paid Valencia to buy Rodrigo when that club had debts of almost €450m is
terrible and I hate this transfer fee. Even the £3m ‘potential bonuses’ are not
making me feel better. What are Leeds going to do with that? Buy Barry Douglas
again? They can’t even budget for it, because maybe Phillips won’t ever play on
the actual moon or whatever City have shoved in the deal and he won’t trigger
any ‘potential bonuses’.
The Evening Post’s Graham Smyth is trying to thank god it’s
Friday our way out of this, by ringing up the club and asking what the heck:
Leeds United believe Kalvin Phillips deal with Manchester
City will be worth between £50m and £55m all told, with Darko Gyabi going the
other way.
But I’m still what the hecking over here, because all that
means is that Darko Gyabi — who with all due respect to my interest in the
beautiful game, I’ve never heard of in my life — must be valued around £10m to
make up the difference. Or, in other words, one-quarter of a Kalvin Phillips.
At time of writing Gyabi is an eighteen year old who does not even have a
Wikipedia page, and even a list of number one singles in the charts in Finland
in 1996 has a Wikipedia page. That’s a bad sign about Darko Gyabi! And The
Athletic’s Watford correspondent is saying the deal is only worth £5m anyway!
And it might be a separate deal so Leeds are getting £42m and giving City £5m
straight back! Doing the most generous maths: £42m + (maybe) £3m + a kid worth
£5m = the very, very bottom edge of that ‘£50m to £55m’ Leeds believe the deal
is worth. We’re back to £42m down, while hoping for another £3m to fall and for
a kid to grow up good.
Obviously with all the attention on this transfer, and all
the attention on transfers in general — Fabrizio Romano is already at the
scene, with fishing rods and fried chicken, and he’s talking about £42m plus
add-ons — and the expectations around this being one of Leeds United’s most
significant outgoing transfers in years, selling a key England international
and a vital part of our team, who is culturally important to our club and our
city as a homegrown home town hero, with fringe benefits from all the
commercial opportunities that come to a lovely lad who is good at football and
the club that employs him, to another club that not only receives huge revenues
from the Champions League but is owned and underwritten by a Middle Eastern
state willing to spend untold millions to make people think it’s a cool and
progressive place nobody should spend any time worrying about, for just £42m,
is not going down well with people on social media, many of whom often hate
things but they really hate this.
They’re right though! Phillips has the same number of
England caps as Jack Grealish, the vital home town hero of Aston Villa etc etc
etc, and they got £100m for him from City. And it’s not only for this transfer
in isolation, but for the other big one, about Raphinha to Barcelona, who must
be wondering why they were worrying so much about raising all that money for
their summer budget when it now looks like their favourite target can be had
for less than the hire of a private jet to bring him over.
And that’s bad news for the famed Leicester/Red Bull model
or whatever it is Leeds are doing now. We got the most up to date glimpse of
our future when Jesse Marsch sat down for an interview with Sky Sports at the start
of May, and was asked what the next three years look like at Leeds. This is the
nearest we’ve heard to a plan since Marcelo Bielsa was sacked:
“I think in three years it looks like the best academy in
Europe, with young players that are playing in the first team consistently,
where we’re competing for Europe consistently, again with our process of
developing players from the academy into the first team, and that in the
process we’re also creating world class players that can perform here, but also
can help us financially, by selling them to the most massive clubs for massive
amounts of money, and then reinvesting that in the infrastructure of the club.
Until we get to the point where five, ten years from now, we can talk about
really competing for titles and being one of the best teams in Europe. That’s
the goal.”
I mean, get more, get less, I could lose my mind comparing
transfer fees player by player. But then I haven’t pegged my football club’s
future to getting big fees after developing players as a policy. Phillips and
Raphinha represent the new Leeds United’s first chance since promotion to set
the bar for what ‘selling to the most massive clubs for massive amounts of
money, and then reinvesting that in the infrastructure of the club‘ looks like,
and at the moment what that looks like is like selling Phillips to one of the
richest clubs in the world for less than it could cost to replace him. Leeds
should remember when Fizzy Salzburg drove them a hard bargain so they made
their profit on Brenden Aaronson. They really should remember, it was this
January. Would Red Bull sell Aaronson to you for £15m? No they wouldn’t! That’s
what you’re trying to do! Do that!
All this, of course, is easily rectified, and that is the
constructive proposal I wish to make now. If I was in charge of Leeds United
Football Club, I would be making Manchester City pay more money to buy Kalvin
Phillips. Manchester City definitely have more than £42m in money, so it should
be a simple matter to tell them to pay more of it to our club. And I know it’s
a lot of money, but I would even tell them to pay more than £50m! That is what
I think the people at Leeds United should do and I look forward to their
success with my far-sighted proposal.